March 2012
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Dear all Bisexuals, Pansexuals, Asexuals, or...
jiji-is-a-bunny:
According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.
According to her, we are wrong for existing.
My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals. She proceeded to say that the only valid and real orientations are heterosexual, and homosexual,and nothing else exists. There is no in between,and if we believe we are anything but hetero or homo,...
fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
zhainu:
moonflowerlights:
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
Detective Meowstrade
^ STAYING AWAKE IS NOT HIS DIVISION
February 2012
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When people mistakenly find my customer service...
Bell: Hello customer. My name is Bell, how can I help you? Customer: i need frind online video chating ..thanks,.. Bell: This isn’t a video chat. Customer: ok wt we ar doing to do.. Bell: What? Customer: can i see u please… Bell: Customer: waaah hangry dinosour.. Customer: Visitor has left the conversation.
No, really, this happens a lot.
Bell: Hello CUSTOMER. My...
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And that wasn't the end
dragonageaccordingtomom:
Ellen: Can I still date Alistair if I’m a dwarf, though? That’s important, because I find him very attractive. Mom: [with the air of one who knows all the things] You can date him as anything. Except a man. Zevran and Leliana will let you romance them [look at her using the right words and everything I tell no lies] if you’re either gender, but Morrigan only likes men,...
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i cannot my life
dragonageaccordingtomom:
[To set the stage: I decided to go home for lunch because I didn’t want to pay money for a salad. As I pull up to my house, I notice the driveways is full of cars, which is a bit unusual. I park, get out, go inside. My mother is in the basement.]
Reg: …mooooom? Mom: We’re in the basement! Reg: …”we”? [goes into the basement; discovers mom and four of her biffles...
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GOALS FOR THIS WEEKEND
Do more Twitter RP
Write more Mycroft
Get Beau situated in his crate
Get 8 hours of sleep each night
Do all the laundry
Clean the bathroom
Work on the super secret project
Progress some Emmett/Anders action
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Reblog with the Name of Your Cat or Your Dog!
cave-fatuam:
thewoofles:
hamburgerjack:
Panthro.
Alistair and Molly
Bitch Cat: Boy’s cat
Halitosis: My tiny lady cat, so tiny
Walter: old fat gerbil
Anders (Andy): The little escape artist who has twitch fits.
Beauregard (Beau): New little boy that we think is a dachshund/aussie shepherd mix
At my mom’s house:
Max: Eldest golden retriever
Marie: Younger golden retriever,...
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You get sucked into the world of your 30th to last...
thegifinyourfolder:
30:
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Submitted by: thetenthdoctorscompanion
30th to last:
15th:
On Tangled
thessalian:
So … why do I keep reading about people saying how Mother Gothel really loved Rapunzel? ‘Cos all I see is a passive-aggressive, emotionally manipulative, greedy little control freak.
Just saying.
If you notice, she says she loves Rapunzel and it sounds very convincing. But she never says “I love you, Rapunzel.” She says “my flower” and kisses...
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Reblog if you'll answer anything that gets sent to...
thewolf-inme:
ashstoner:
Probably, will answer once I get back from making and eating dinner though!
Yeah I’m bored and feeling self-absorbed, ask me stuff
or characters, you know. If you want to
I’m sick and sore and here.
Come at me or my chars.
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marththebland:
Recent studies by a team of researchers led by Dr. Leo Spaceman, head of the Department of Gullibility and Idiocy Studies at the University of Fake University Land found that over 93% of people will immediately believe anything they read if it has the appearance of a news article. “I can’t believe how stupid everyone is. It is truly shocking. My job is so depressing. I hate...
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On the ME3 multiplayer demo...
lywinis:
unidentifiedspoon:
I decided to finally start using voice chat and warned a guy when he was getting snuck up on by a Phantom. Here’s what happened…
“thanks man—oh my god wait you’re a girl”
“holy shit what there are no girls on the internet lol”
“hey will you let me suck your tits”
And just as I was about to disconnect, guess what happens?
“Hello, dears, this is…what’s his name...
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Thank goodness I'm allowed to screw with spammers...
Bell says: Hello [customer]. My name is Danielle, how can I help you?
customer says: I love you
Bell says: Alas, our love was never meant to be.
customer says: Visitor has left the conversation.
The object immediately to your right is now the...
cave-fatuam:
Comfy couch. That sounds nice and snuggly.
Cellphone.
Sexting? Sexy phone calls?
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Soooo... I do commissions...
cave-fatuam:
ALL IMAGES CAN BE CLICKED TO VIEW A LARGER VERSION.
Also this is all permanently at my cleverly named Commission Info Page
There that’s out of the way. Let’s continue…
Prices
Clean Vector Line Art Ready For Coloring (Basic Pose) one character……………………………………..$5.00 multiple character…………………………………$10.00 one character + pattern background……..$10.00 one character + simple...
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