singing-fireflies:

TV SHOW MEME → [7/10] TV Shows (Elementary)
Learning to see the puzzle in everything? They’re everywhere once you start looking, it’s impossible to stop. It just so happens, people and all their deceits and illusions that inform everything that they do tends to be the most fascinating puzzles of all. Of course, they don’t always appreciate being seen as such.

I’ve watched I think 14 episodes in 2 days and augh I need to sleep eventually…

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

• ur cute n beautiful
• you never have to go to college
• ur parents dont judge u
• ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
• whats a gender
• u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

•  

except

• sea turtles
• salmon
• tuna
• sharks
• swordfish

#watson waaaatsoooon wake up we have murders to solve #keep waking me up and i’ll give you a murder

negacrow:

Hey guys, this little girl is in need of help! A week ago, my parents came across two chihuahuas wandering the street at night in Queen Creek. Lucky for them both that a coyote didn’t find them first! Neither had collars and upon vet inspection, neither are chipped. The one is very friendly and affectionate and other than a missing patch of fur seems to be well taken care of.

The smaller was in not such good condition. She was fearful and difficult to catch, and upon closer inspection, she was very thin and missing a large portion of her fur. They’ve given her a couple of baths and she loses more fur every time. It isn’t mange or ringworm, so right now the vet thinks there may be something wrong with her thyroid. 

That problem is secondary to her teeth, however. I’ve seen some bad teeth on dogs but I’ve never, ever seen a mouth so infected. It’s painful to the touch and she has difficulty eating. My mom has her on soft food for now, and she’s gone from 2.5lb to 3lb in a week. She got her some shirts to wear as well so she won’t get cold, and she’s on antibiotics to help fight the infection from spreading to the rest of her body. 

There’s been no response as far as finding who their owners were, and this is a common place for people to dump their pets when they can no longer care for them. My parents are keeping them, but they really need help with the vet bills.

The little one has been named Lilliputian, after the tiny people in Gulliver’s Travels. Right now the vet costs for her teeth are going to be anywhere from $500 to $1000, depending on how many have to be extracted once they have her under anaesthetics and can get a closer look at the damage. I’m reaching out to Tumblr for help - anything that can be spared would be a great help! If you can’t, signal boosting would be wonderful. 

Edit: (there is a paypal donation button on my blog. Forgot to mention that bit.)

I still want it lol.

well if you ever stop being vegan i will cook the things for you

except chicken parmesan of betrayal unless you put them into the oil

i have learned that i am too clumsy to fry things

I want.

the only thing vegan-friendly on here is the fruit tray afaik sorry

maybe the lego blocks since they’re prolly just pure sugar

i love you

does this seem like a full meal i’m so tired and angry i’m not sure if i forgot something

also ilu2

1. 11pm procrastination angel hair pasta
2. chicken parmesan of burning betrayal
3. i’m-not-sure-if-this-is-enough caesar salad
4. apple cobbler which is really apple pie i sort of destroyed while moving containers
5. too busy to cut up my own fruit tray
6. candy legos that probably don’t build as well as the box says
7. junior fucking mints

i forgot the wasabi peas but WHATEVER

was gonna make cobbler but with my hand wrapped up fuck it i went out and bought a pie while i was getting aloe

at just past 7 this morning i have managed to burn my dominant hand with hot oil

not enough for a hospital visit at least